<table border=0 width=100%><tr valign=top><td nowrap></td><td><p><b>You say, </b>'Hail'
<br><b>Bruno Barstomper says </b>'Greetings, [Your Name].  Welcome to Fish's Ale.  Have fun but watch your step.  We get a rough crowd in here and I would hate to have to bust your head in if you started trouble.'
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